Big Papa Warrior
I'll be your narrator and explorer
World tourer
The horror
Mi amore, mi amore, mi amore....

Let me be an open vessel
Janitorial or impresario
Warrior or spirit molecule
Wheel of Fortune on the Zephyr Wagon
Sun Magician morphing into Bull, Lion and Bald Eagle
Speaking in symbols and riddles
Sword raised to the heavens
No middle men between the seashell and the sea sound
It's all in the details
Specks of translucent sand and fish scales
Moon tides and pigtails

Days go by in a windy womb
I live and breathe in the view
Based out of Shanghai
The lone honky on a business trip to Milwaukee
To sell some magic beans to bonobo monkeys
Passing Black Cowboys and Neo-Nazis
Cops going by... waving and smiling
Armed to the teeth

All forms of violence beget more pain and suffering

Free your minds of society
Democratic Aristocracy
Monopolies atop barbed wire factories
Train blowin' through your Inner Outer Galaxies

The conductor's an old drunk codger
From Aesop's Fables to Rock to Rocky
Mr. T boxing
My brother Gandhi
There's always something to unite us
Cameraman's white so why the fuck am I not
Owning slaves or celebrities
Billions of years of history predates our misery
From lava pit to fissure to the Grand Balcony
I spit the words of a teacher
I spit when I talk
I lick what I'm kickin'
I know that I'm not this or that villain
This or that hillbilly
Ya'll willy-nilly poppin' too many pillies
Smokin' too many phillies
No really really really really
What's the dilly yo?
I got this funny feelin' yo
MF DOOM is actually some kind of Mad Superhero
(Too political?)
Let's go get a beer bro
Or stay at home and get esoterical
To live and learn is a miracle
To think you're not a worm is hysterical
That's knowledge of self in all its variables
Your bare bones blowin' into different area codes

Mother Earth dances, commands us to stand up
And take our pants off
Let it all hang out
The whole Prick Sandwich
Ticklin' uvulas
Back their flappin'
These multicolored dicks are fantastic!
I'd suck em if I was into that
Or systemically kill and imprison their relatives
Our ancestors are messengers
Riding in on eagle feathers
On economical suggestion
Leave the fat brisket
The trees in the forest
The funk on the tweeter
All up in the beaver
They call it the little death for a reason

My Dear, Dear Pervert
Slurp Slurp Slobber
Yo Gabba Gabba Gobstoppers
Monsters! You're all monsters!
Dunkin' donuts in your Triple Chai Mochas
Extra sugar
Hip Hop Hocus Pocus
Soft focus on a centerfold
A tale as old as time or to untame to be retold
I break the mold every time I rock a rhyme
There's an afterglow
What I'm after is the gold
Just like a Californian
Hard as shit too
That's alchemical poop
From the large intestine of a loose goose
A stool sample of your net worth
According to my numbers book
But let me take a second look...